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The Failings of Bran

Wednesday April 15, 2009
  • Greg Says:
  • Are you scooping handfuls of bran into your mouth?
  • Kris Says:
  • I am. And the experience is less than amazing. I am wishing, quite fervently, that the bran was in fact shaped like a honey comb.
  • Or perhaps a simpler shape, like a loop. A loop of fruit, perhaps.
  • Greg Says:
  • Fruit loops would have been pretty awesome. You need to have something with "Zing" Bran just seems like a low grade cereal-you-eat-with-your-hand choice.
  • Kris Says:
  • At the time of purchase, it seemed practical. I was buying an economy cereal. No more! If it does not come in a geometric shape better suited to grabbing and shovelling into my mouth wholesale, it will not exist in my cupboards!